行商人屋

A merrily jingling cart full of various offerings

Staff

Senmeki-no-Shiromukade

A thousand-eyed demon. A white centipede. A Doman.
Carrd here.

Nisshokubi-no-Yako

The fox that ate the sun.
Carrd here.

Wares

All goods are IC only, no OOC gil is required

Odds & Ends

Port-a-Jinja DIY Shrine
Are you stuck with no way to communicate with your darling divinity or well-liked worshippers? Get yourself the Port-a-Jinja, a portable shrine that is easy to assemble, disassemble, and decorate!

Psyke Mirrors
For when simply using a linkpearl won't do the trick! Using ancient revolutionary arcane knowledge, a bonded pair of Psyke Mirrors allows the people holding them to communicate with each other face-to-face even across longer distances. WARNING: Untested outside of the Source.LIMITED QUANTITY because they're a pain in the ass to make, so get yours before they're gone!

Thermal Case
Do you need to carry food or drinks with yourself, but worry they're going to get too cold or too hot? If so, you may be interested in grabbing a couple of these! Created using crystals and witchcraft, these containers are guaranteed to keep your edibles (or whatever else you may be carrying) the appropriate temperature.Available in either HOT or COLD.
Available as either CASKS or BOXES.Oomukade Carapace
Carapace shed by an aged great centipede. Is it magical? Probably! Is it special? Undoubtedly! Is it cheap? Come and get it!Fertility Blessings
Figure your fields could use a little breath of life? Well, look no further! Or do, if you want to, but you'll miss out on getting a blessing from this old field guardian. What? Of course this is for farms and gardens, what else did you have in mind?Protective Charms
Keep losing your way? Have bad luck on your journeys? Need to not be found? Want to keep yourself protected against a wide variety of poisons? Whichever way, we just may have a little something for you or someone you know!Available in WOOD or METAL. The charm will be made for each customer according to the client's desires.
Available with the blessings of GUIDANCE, FORTUNE, STEALTH and/or POISON PROTECTION. May or may not have secondary elemental properties of either FIRE, EARTH, WIND, or WATER.Field Pest Repellents
A package containing 10 even smaller packages. The mysterious contents of these packages will keep pests and evil spirits alike away from your precious farm fields for up to a week each, guaranteed! WARNING: Do NOT cut open and sniff if you love yourself.

Board Games

We've got 'em! Have a look at our selection of board games, see if there's something you'd like! It's pretty likely we've got just about anything in stock, so if you see nothing that's to your fancy and have something in mind, just ask and we'll check if we have any!Voyeur's Chess (self-playing chess)
Lolopoly (Monopoly)
Cluedough (Cluedo, but magically generates a small corpse made out of fried dough and the winner gets to eat it)
Settlers of Cieldalaes (Settlers of Catan)
Jenga
Playing Card Sets (Eorzean, Karuta)
Cards Against Spokenkind

Food

Home-grown Vegetables
Who doesn't love veggies? Feel free to inquire about our stock. We have pretty much every normal veggie you can think of! These come raw, in whatever amount you desire. Yep, even bulk orders!Larger shipments will be handled by
VEC Shipping Solutions.

Anthill Cake (Muraveinik)
A Garlean dessert we've become fond of. It doesn't have actual ants in itself! We promise! Just a whole lot of honeyed doughy goodness. Ask for a slice, or ask for the whole thing!

Giant Dodo Egg Muffin
An egg muffin of truly giant proportions, consisting of two soft buns, cheese, a dodo egg, and a grilled patty of dzo meat. Though it's delightfully decadent, you will regret ordering this about three bites in. By the tenth bite, your soul struggles to leave your body. But you paid for this, so you'll finish it, right?

Hot Tea
For reasons, we have a whole lot of tea for all the thirsty folks out there, sold in heated bottles! Comes in black lemon tea, or Ishgardian grey.BRING YOUR OWN BOTTLE and GET YOUR DRINK FREE! That's right, bring your OWN bottle and get FREE TEA! Because you're mostly paying for the container!

OOC

Both of the players are she/her, 21+. We try to be friendly, so don't be afraid of approaching us even if our characters haven't met before! Neither of us lives in America or anywhere nearby, so we may be up at odd hours.We're IC only when we have the RP or, when vending, Looking to Meld tag on.More OOC information (ex. timezones) can be found on our characters' carrds, which are linked in the staff section.

Old Men's Old Items

All goods are IC only, no OOC gil is requiredLIMITED SUPPLY, ALL UNIQUE ITEMS

Thousand Poisons Manual
A pristine copy of the Tang clan's infamous manual! It's been ciphered as a cookbook, a puzzle fun for the whole family!Note: We're not going to provide the solution to the cipher. It's more fun if you figure it out yourself, isn't it?Vial of Ancient Omukade Venom
Ethically procured and freshly squeezed, this fun-size portion of omukade venom has been carefully sealed in a reinforced vial that most certainly will not break even if you throw it at somebody who really pissed you off. What you do with it is your own business, as long as you don't let it get into the groundwater.Death Qi Cultivation Manual
This ancient book that supposedly dates back to before the founding of Doma contains details about an energy breathing and qi circulation technique that would allow one to "collect death qi" in one's "dantian", whatever that's supposed to mean. Does require knowledge of the old shared language of the Yanxian clans - some of the words are hard to decipher for a modern Doman speaker, and harder yet for someone who only speaks Hingan. The book has been bound with leather that looks, frankly, suspect. (Is that a face on the cover...?)Tantou (Unsigned, Garlean Metal Alloy)
Made of scrap salvaged from downed Garlean war machina, this tantou clearly saw some use either in the Garlean invasion of Doma, or the subsequent Doman liberation. As we don't know the smith or the circumstances under which it was made, it's really hard for us to tell! The tang is not signed by a maker - instead, on one side, a rough shape of a flower is engraved, and on the other side, in Doman, "I will see you again someday". A curious memento. Previous owner unknown.Old Shrine Wood
Sometimes, remains of old shrines and temples float up in the strangest of places, such as a pond, or some Garlean's private collection, or a stall run by people who really like to liberate that kind of thing from (or alongside) someone else's hands. This lacquered wood contains an ancient sacred energy, and a weathered inscription is barely readable. It reads... "Yatagarasu"? How strange.The Four Lords (A Woodblock Print)
As the four are unlikely to allow us to sell them, we've settled for selling this old woodblock print instead! An original created by an unknown (to us) artist, liberated many long years ago from an art collector residing in Monzen. Despite the geezers in the picture, it really is quite a striking piece of work - so if you have an empty wall, come and get it before it's gone!Ancient Makeup Kit
This largely untouched makeup kit has been with us long enough that you'd be forgiven for thinking there is a longer story to it. The truth of the matter is that this is merely a surprisingly well-aged makeup kit within a beautiful wooden case created by the artisans of the early kingdom of Doma. Having been stuck with us for so long, is it not a fine time for it to find a better home? Do note that we have NOT tested the box or any of its contents for poison, and enjoy responsibly.Ornate Kites
A limited selection of fancy kites made for children to entertain themselves with, crafted out of bamboo and silk. Having been originally... discovered... in Monzen, the designs, the colours, and the detailing are all vibrant and the kites are sturdy enough to endure their fair share of strong winds. A fine souvenir to bring home, whether it's for someone old or young! Also very capable of hanging from a wall or sitting on a shelf for a great number of years without getting worked up about it. We can give you a merchant's guarantee on that one.
Selection: Swallow, Goldfish, Dragonfly, Lobster

Odoru-ha Selection

All goods are IC only, no OOC gil is requiredAll blessings have no actual combat effect and are only for RP flavor

We'll take gil, koban, or whatever shiny interesting items you have on yourself that you're willing to part with, honestly. Let's be real, haggling is the fun part of trading!Combat Blessings
Hey, there's no shame in a blessing or two before engaging in not-so-mortal combat, right? A little luck can go a long way when you're on an even footing with your opponent! Just step right up and tell us what you're looking for, and these old men will take care of the rest. The payment? Practically trivial, considering the totally real 100% genuine benefits!
Besides, surely there can be no harm in receiving a blessing from a previous champion in the tournament, hm?Elemental Protection
You know how some people come in swinging their fancy blades? Well, the healer at the Odoru-ha can take care of any damage after the fact, but getting poisoned or burned can really slow a fighter down during the match proper. Thankfully for you, we can help make those pesky elements less bothersome!
As long as those elements are POISON, WATER, FIRE or EARTH, anyway.Encouragement
This one's on the house! If you need encouragement from us, we'll be there for you! Go get 'em, tiger! Or monkey, or whatever you happen to be. We don't discriminate.Other Stock
Feel free to inquire after our artifacts, protective charms, hot tea (regular black lemon tea or Ishgardian Grey black lemon tea), and giant dodo egg muffins. The bring your own bottle clause for the tea still applies! For more information, check our regular wares and artifacts.