行商人屋

A merrily jingling cart full of various offerings

Staff

Senmeki-no-Shiromukade

A thousand-eyed demon. A white centipede. A Doman.
Carrd here.

Nisshokubi-no-Yako

The fox that ate the sun.
Carrd here.

Wares

All goods are IC only, no OOC gil is required

Odds & Ends

Port-a-Jinja DIY Shrine
Are you stuck with no way to communicate with your darling divinity or well-liked worshippers? Get yourself the Port-a-Jinja, a portable shrine that is easy to assemble, disassemble, and decorate!

Psyke Mirrors
For when simply using a linkpearl won't do the trick! Using ancient revolutionary arcane knowledge, a bonded pair of Psyke Mirrors allows the people holding them to communicate with each other face-to-face even across longer distances. WARNING: Untested outside of the Source.LIMITED QUANTITY because they're a pain in the ass to make, so get yours before they're gone!

Thermal Case
Do you need to carry food or drinks with yourself, but worry they're going to get too cold or too hot? If so, you may be interested in grabbing a couple of these! Created using crystals and witchcraft, these containers are guaranteed to keep your edibles (or whatever else you may be carrying) the appropriate temperature.Available in either HOT or COLD.
Available as either CASKS or BOXES.Assorted Dorodango
Spheres of various sizes and colors, made with soil and clay. While they may look like polished stone spheres, no actual rock was used in their creation. Normally, dorodango are rather fragile despite their appearance; however, these have been reinforced using earth aether, making them capable of taking a hit. Using them as weapons is still not advised, but they make for nice decorative pieces if you like spheres!Birchwood Centipede Toy
Those familiar with wooden snake toys - those that you can make rattle and hiss and wiggle if you're good with your hands and physics - will immediately understand the principle behind this centipede toy. This many-segmented flat centipede toy made out of pale birch wood is pretty much the same thing! With enchantments dedicated to keeping it safe from humidity and breakage, it will last you quite a while. It has a face that is best described as an "oooOwOooo".Oomukade Carapace
Carapace shed by an aged great centipede. Is it magical? Probably! Is it special? Undoubtedly! Is it cheap? Come and get it!Fertility Blessings
Figure your fields could use a little breath of life? Well, look no further! Or do, if you want to, but you'll miss out on getting a blessing from this old field guardian. What? Of course this is for farms and gardens, what else did you have in mind?Protective Charms
Keep losing your way? Have bad luck on your journeys? Need to not be found? Want to keep yourself protected against a wide variety of poisons? Whichever way, we just may have a little something for you or someone you know!Available in WOOD or METAL. The charm will be made for each customer according to the client's desires.
Available with the blessings of GUIDANCE, FORTUNE, STEALTH and/or POISON PROTECTION. May or may not have secondary elemental properties of either FIRE, EARTH, WIND, or WATER.Field Pest Repellents
A package containing 10 even smaller packages. The mysterious contents of these packages will keep pests and evil spirits alike away from your precious farm fields for up to a week each, guaranteed! WARNING: Do NOT cut open and sniff if you love yourself.

Board Games

We've got 'em! Have a look at our selection of board games, see if there's something you'd like! It's pretty likely we've got just about anything in stock, so if you see nothing that's to your fancy and have something in mind, just ask and we'll check if we have any!Voyeur's Chess (self-playing chess)
Lolopoly (Monopoly)
Cluedough (Cluedo, but magically generates a small corpse made out of fried dough and the winner gets to eat it)
Settlers of Cieldalaes (Settlers of Catan)
Jenga
Playing Card Sets (Eorzean, Karuta)
Cards Against Spokenkind

Food

Home-grown Vegetables
Who doesn't love veggies? Feel free to inquire about our stock. We have pretty much every normal veggie you can think of! These come raw, in whatever amount you desire. Yep, even bulk orders!Larger shipments will be handled by
VEC Shipping Solutions.

Anthill Cake (Muraveinik)
A Garlean dessert we've become fond of. It doesn't have actual ants in itself! We promise! Just a whole lot of honeyed doughy goodness. Ask for a slice, or ask for the whole thing!

Giant Dodo Egg Muffin
An egg muffin of truly giant proportions, consisting of two soft buns, cheese, a dodo egg, and a grilled patty of dzo meat. Though it's delightfully decadent, you will regret ordering this about three bites in. By the tenth bite, your soul struggles to leave your body. But you paid for this, so you'll finish it, right?

Hot Tea
For reasons, we have a whole lot of tea for all the thirsty folks out there, sold in heated bottles! Comes in black lemon tea, or Ishgardian grey.BRING YOUR OWN BOTTLE and GET YOUR DRINK FREE! That's right, bring your OWN bottle and get FREE TEA! Because you're mostly paying for the container!

Hellybeans
Wanna live dangerously? Pop a whole bunch of these potentially tasty morsels into your mouth, and find out! After you buy a bagful of them, of course.HOW IT WORKS: Buy a bag. Take a jellybean and eat it. Roll using /random 20. Get a random flavor! Feel free to do this as many times as it keeps you amused.Refer to the table at the bottom of the page for color and flavor. Debatable flavors are odd numbers, somewhat debatable but generally more agreeable flavors are even numbers. This is mostly subjective, so if your character enjoys chocobo food and you roll a 7, it's their lucky day!Want specific beans? Just ask for the flavor, and we'll fork 'em over!If you roll a 20 while eating Hellybeans, you may /random 20 a second time. If you roll a 20 again, you receive a SPECIAL BEAN: Poison Roulette. Nothing actually dangerous, but a mild kick, designed by your favorite old man centipede. Your most auspicious of poisonings will be given to you through /tell.If you happen to be out of earshot when receiving Poison Roulette, make sure to send a /tell to Shiromukade Senmeki to get your results!If you want to take the Poison Roulette on, you can request it, like with the normal flavored jellybeans.

OOC

Both of the players are she/her, 21+. We try to be friendly, so don't be afraid of approaching us even if our characters haven't met before! Neither of us lives in America or anywhere nearby, so we may be up at odd hours.We're IC only when we have the RP or, when vending, Looking to Meld tag on.More OOC information (ex. timezones) can be found on our characters' carrds, which are linked in the staff section.

Old Men's Old Items

All goods are IC only, no OOC gil is requiredLIMITED SUPPLY, ALL UNIQUE ITEMS

Tantou, 12 ilms, signed Masamune
This is a tantou forged by a swordsmith bearing the surname (or pseudonym) of Masamune, it's an original, it's in a wooden box, we're selling it without its original fittings because we're frankly not sure where those have gone. Legend says, this blade was discovered once upon a moonlit night by a pair of auspices amid the ashes of a burnt Doman home, miraculously undamaged. Now, this discovery has ended up on our counter. Take it or leave it. Be warned, though - the blade may harbor a spirit, and a tsukumogami does not accept an owner easily!Book of Doman Family Mon, Slightly Burnt
An edition of a book containing all the Doman family crests and their variations. It explains the significance of different flowers and patterns, and which are strictly, ah, non comme il faut to use for a regular family because they belong to the rulers or particularly possessive nobility. Recovered from Monzen after its destruction.Handful of Fur Belonging to the Great Sage, Heaven's Equal
A small pouch containing golden fur that emits power. It looks to have belonged to a monkey at one point, maybe, but it really is quite soft. The pouch comes with a label saying "DO NOT DISPERSE CARELESSLY," and you might wonder what'll happen if you do! Well, for each individual hair, you'll summon a small copy of the Great Sage himself, the monkey of the mountain. They'll beat up your enemies, if you've any, or do your chores, but beware - if you've nothing for them to do, and they get bored... Well, have you tried having five hundred monkeys around you? The clones disappear within ten minutes of showing up, but for an auspice, that's more than enough to cause chaos. Buyer beware.Set of Vintage Taiyaki Irons
Taken from the corpse of an old Hingan traveling chef, these taiyaki irons have had rust removed and have been restored to maximum usability! Shapes include classic, Namazu, tortoise, curled serpent, and clam. We're not really using them, and they've been taking up a lot of space. Also, they're heavy as hells!Boots of Elsestride
We've seen fancy boots before - boots that make you faster, boots that make you quiet, boots that make you taller... I think they call those high heels. These boots are designed to imitate other people's footsteps. Think about someone you know very well, and you'll unconsciously start to imitate the way they walk, down to the slightest nuance of their stride! A limp, effortlessly copied! A slight pang in the hip - you might not consciously notice your friend favoring that leg, but the boots will drag it out of your subconscious! Neat, right?Telescope of Aethersight
Have you ever felt jealous of all those fancy-shmancy people who can see aether in the air, and see everyone's auras, and whatever? Well, here's your solution - some Sharlayan experiment resulted in a handheld device that can simulate the effects, and one of the devices is in our possession right now. We are aware it was quite expensive to make, and we are also aware that it is nearly impossible to put together once disassembled. (Coincidentally, we used to have two of these!)
Regardless, the downside to this thing is that you'll look terribly silly using it, and the field of view leaves much to be desired. But it does its job.Carved Bird Figurines (Wooden)
These charming little things were intricately carved and then painted by an unknown artisan. Though otherwise just normal figurines, they make the calls of their respective feathered fiend when infused with a bit of aether.
Selection: raven (3), falcon (1), seagull (1), eagle, sparrow (3), apkallu (3), vanu vanu, chocoboOrnate Kites
A fancy kites made for children to entertain themselves with, crafted out of bamboo and silk. Having been originally... discovered... in Monzen, the design, the colours, and the detailing are all vibrant and the kites are sturdy enough to endure their fair share of strong winds. A fine souvenir to bring home, whether it's for someone old or young! Also very capable of hanging from a wall or sitting on a shelf for a great number of years without getting worked up about it. We can give you a merchant's guarantee on that one.
Selection: lobster (1), butterfly (1), owl (1), koi (4), white tiger (1), black tortoise (1), blue serpent (1), red firebird (1)