行商人屋

A merrily jingling cart full of various offerings

Staff

Senmeki-no-Shiromukade
_{A thousand-eyed demon. A white centipede. A Doman.
Carrd here.}

Nisshokubi-no-Yako
_{The fox that ate the sun.
Carrd here.}

Wares

All goods are IC only, no OOC gil is required

Odds & Ends

Port-a-Jinja DIY Shrine
Are you stuck with no way to communicate with your darling divinity or well-liked worshippers? Get yourself the Port-a-Jinja, a portable shrine that is easy to assemble, disassemble, and decorate!

Psyke Mirrors
For when simply using a linkpearl won't do the trick! Using ~~ancient~~ revolutionary arcane knowledge, a bonded pair of Psyke Mirrors allows the people holding them to communicate with each other face-to-face even across longer distances. WARNING: Untested outside of the Source.LIMITED QUANTITY because they're a pain in the ass to make, so get yours before they're gone!

Thermal Case
Do you need to carry food or drinks with yourself, but worry they're going to get too cold or too hot? If so, you may be interested in grabbing a couple of these! Created using crystals and witchcraft, these containers are guaranteed to keep your edibles (or whatever else you may be carrying) the appropriate temperature.Available in either HOT or COLD.
Available as either CASKS or BOXES.Assorted Dorodango
Spheres of various sizes and colors, made with soil and clay. While they may look like polished stone spheres, no actual rock was used in their creation. Normally, dorodango are rather fragile despite their appearance; however, these have been reinforced using earth aether, making them capable of taking a hit. Using them as weapons is still not advised, but they make for nice decorative pieces if you like spheres!Birchwood Centipede Toy
Those familiar with wooden snake toys - those that you can make rattle and hiss and wiggle if you're good with your hands and physics - will immediately understand the principle behind this centipede toy. This many-segmented flat centipede toy made out of pale birch wood is pretty much the same thing! With enchantments dedicated to keeping it safe from humidity and breakage, it will last you quite a while. It has a face that is best described as an "oooOwOooo".Oomukade Carapace
Carapace shed by an aged great centipede. Is it magical? Probably! Is it special? Undoubtedly! Is it cheap? Come and get it!Fertility Blessings
Figure your fields could use a little breath of life? Well, look no further! Or do, if you want to, but you'll miss out on getting a blessing from this old field guardian. What? Of course this is for farms and gardens, what else did you have in mind?Protective Charms
Keep losing your way? Have bad luck on your journeys? Need to not be found? Want to keep yourself protected against a wide variety of poisons? Whichever way, we just may have a little something for you or someone you know!Available in WOOD or METAL. The charm will be made for each customer according to the client's desires.
Available with the blessings of GUIDANCE, FORTUNE, STEALTH and/or POISON PROTECTION. May or may not have secondary elemental properties of either FIRE, EARTH, WIND, or WATER.Field Pest Repellents
A package containing 10 even smaller packages. The mysterious contents of these packages will keep pests and evil spirits alike away from your precious farm fields for up to a week each, guaranteed! WARNING: Do NOT cut open and sniff if you love yourself.

Board GamesHave a look at our selection of board games, see if there's something you'd like! It's pretty likely we've got just about anything in stock, so if you see nothing that's to your fancy and have something in mind, just ask and we'll check if we have any!Voyeur's Chess (self-playing chess)
Lolopoly (Monopoly)
Cluedough (Cluedo, but magically generates a small corpse made out of fried dough and the winner gets to eat it)
Settlers of Cieldalaes (Settlers of Catan)
Jenga
Playing Card Sets (Eorzean, Karuta)
Cards Against Spokenkind

Food

Home-grown Vegetables
Who doesn't love veggies? Feel free to inquire about our stock. We have pretty much every normal veggie you can think of! These come raw, in whatever amount you desire. Yep, even bulk orders!Larger shipments will be handled by
VEC Shipping Solutions.

Anthill Cake (Muraveinik)
A Garlean dessert we've become fond of. It doesn't have actual ants in itself! We promise! Just a whole lot of honeyed doughy goodness. Ask for a slice, or ask for the whole thing!

Giant Dodo Egg Muffin
An egg muffin of truly giant proportions, consisting of two soft buns, cheese, a dodo egg, and a grilled patty of dzo meat. Though it's delightfully decadent, you will regret ordering this about three bites in. By the tenth bite, your soul struggles to leave your body. But you paid for this, so you'll finish it, right?

Aburaage
You know it, you love it! These thin slices of tofu have been deep-fried in oil. People often split them open to use as wraps or pouches for other foods, but they're plenty delicious all by themselves! Still, if you want us to add egg inside of your aburaage pieces, we're not going to judge. Just ask.Gummypedes
Gummy worms? Those are so yesterday. Today, we have gummypedes. Gummukade? Centigums? Anyway, they come in a variety of flavors. Our favorite is orange-lemon. Available in regular, sour, and jumbo.Hot Tea
For reasons, we have a whole lot of tea for all the thirsty folks out there, sold in heated bottles! Comes in black lemon tea, or Ishgardian grey.BRING YOUR OWN BOTTLE and GET YOUR DRINK FREE! That's right, bring your OWN bottle and get FREE TEA! Because you're mostly paying for the container!

Hellybeans
Wanna live dangerously? Pop a whole bunch of these potentially tasty morsels into your mouth, and find out! After you buy a bagful of them, of course.HOW IT WORKS: Buy a bag. Take a jellybean and eat it. Roll using /random 20. Get a random flavor! Feel free to do this as many times as it keeps you amused.Refer to the table at the bottom of the page for color and flavor. Debatable flavors are odd numbers, somewhat debatable but generally more agreeable flavors are even numbers. This is mostly subjective, so if your character enjoys chocobo food and you roll a 7, it's their lucky day!Want specific beans? Just ask for the flavor, and we'll fork 'em over!If you roll a 20 while eating Hellybeans, you may /random 20 a second time. If you roll a 20 again, you receive a SPECIAL BEAN: Poison Roulette. Nothing actually dangerous, but a mild kick, designed by your favorite old man centipede. Your most auspicious of poisonings will be given to you through /tell.If you happen to be out of earshot when receiving Poison Roulette, make sure to send a /tell to Shiromukade Senmeki to get your results!If you want to take the Poison Roulette on, you can request it, like with the normal flavored jellybeans.

Flavor A	Color	Flavor B
1: Fullmoon Sardine	Silver	2: Coconut
3: Dragon Pepper	Red	4: Rolanberry
5: Ala Mhigan Mustard	Yellow	6: Honey Lemon
7: Doman Plum	Blue	8: Pixie Plum
9: Brown Cardamom	Reddish Brown	10: Wagyu Beef
11: Salmon Roe	Pink	12: White Peach
13: Soy Sauce	Chocolate Brown	14: Milk Chocolate
15: Mimett Gourd	Orange	16: Apricot
17: Literal Mold	Green	18: Green Apple
19: Charcoal	Black	20: Licorice

OOC

Both of the players are she/her, 21+. We try to be friendly, so don't be afraid of approaching us even if our characters haven't met before! Neither of us lives in America or anywhere nearby, so we may be up at odd hours.We're IC only when we have the RP or, when vending, Looking to Meld tag on.More OOC information (ex. timezones) can be found on our characters' carrds, which are linked in the staff section.

Old Men's Old Items

All goods are IC only, no OOC gil is requiredLIMITED SUPPLY, ALL UNIQUE ITEMS

A Set of Vintage Taiyaki Irons
Taken from the corpse of an old Hingan traveling chef, these taiyaki irons have had rust removed and have been restored to maximum usability! Shapes include classic, Namazu, tortoise, curled serpent, and clam. We're not really using them, and they've been taking up a lot of space. Also, they're heavy as hells!Telescope of Aethersight
Have you ever felt jealous of all those fancy-shmancy people who can see aether in the air, and see everyone's auras, and whatever? Well, here's your solution - some Sharlayan experiment resulted in a handheld device that can simulate the effects, and one of the devices is in our possession right now. We are aware it was quite expensive to make, and we are also aware that it is nearly impossible to put together once disassembled. (Coincidentally, we used to have two of these!)
Regardless, the downside to this thing is that you'll look terribly silly using it, and the field of view leaves much to be desired. But it does its job.The Hours-in-Glass, a Set of 12
A hinged box containing twelve empty crystal glass vials, each intricately engraved with the images of clocks. These vials do not do anything if filled with a liquid - instead, one must open a vial and breathe into it while focusing deeply on a memory of a time in your life, and up to an hour of that memory will be deposited into a liquid form. Great for compartmentalizing your trauma - literally! The user will no longer have that memory, so it's prudent to label the vial in advance! You can easily return the memory to yourself by then opening the vial - the fastest way is to inhale the memory, which will rapidly turn into gas, or to drink it. Don't break the vial - that will destroy the memory completely! We would like to note that sharing your memories with other people extensively can lead to unintended psychological effects such as "personality blending" and "becoming mentally indistinguishable from one another". Use with caution!Carved Bird Figurines (Wooden)
These charming little things were intricately carved and then painted by an unknown artisan. Though otherwise just normal figurines, they make the calls of their respective feathered fiend when infused with a bit of aether.
Selection: raven (1), falcon (1), eagle, apkallu (3), vanu vanuOrnate Kites
A fancy kites made for children to entertain themselves with, crafted out of bamboo and silk. Having been originally... discovered... in Monzen, the design, the colours, and the detailing are all vibrant and the kites are sturdy enough to endure their fair share of strong winds. A fine souvenir to bring home, whether it's for someone old or young! Also very capable of hanging from a wall or sitting on a shelf for a great number of years without getting worked up about it. We can give you a merchant's guarantee on that one.
Selection: lobster (1), butterfly (1), owl (1), koi (3), white tiger (1), black tortoise (1), blue serpent (1), red firebird (1)

The Deck of Twenty Demons

Drawing cards is completely free, both IC and OOC

Feeling bored? Test your fortune, receive a blessing, a curse, or maybe even both!HOW IT WORKS: All you need to do is walk up to us and ask for us to let you draw a card or a few, and we'll give you your results. If you want to draw more than one card, please specify!Once you draw a card, the card turns inert but remains in your hand. You may keep it as a souvenir, free of charge.You can't draw cards for somebody else! That's cheating! All the effects will be applied to whoever is doing the drawing, regardless of their own intent. You've been warned.
_{However, if you are distressed or otherwise very displeased by the results, you're free to ask us to dispel the consequences, and we will do so.}If there's a line, the draw limit is a maximum of 3 cards per customer.(If you would like to receive a particular card for your character, feel free to /tell either of us. We're happy to play along.)

Roll	Card	Description
1	Kitsune	You get a very strong craving for aburaage. If you are allergic to soy, your allergy is gone. Every piece of aburaage eaten lets you shapeshift once! These effects last until the end of the current Night Market. Any soy you eat during this time will mysteriously continue having no adverse effects on your body after the fact.
2	Kasa-obake	Think of a sentimental object from your past. If it has been destroyed, you believe you could potentially restore it, or find somebody to make an identical replica of it. You will pursue this opportunity until you fail or succeed. If it hasn't been destroyed and you still own it, or it has been lost, but hasn't been seriously damaged, it is summoned to your current location.
3	Tanuki	Roll /random 5 and then /random 20. A body part (1: arms, 2: legs, 3: torso, 4: ears, 5: whole head) begins to grow. At 1, it's just a little bigger than usual, at 20 it quadruples in size. This does not hurt, and the weight of the body part is not affected. Your clothes grow with you EXCEPT for any headgear, which remains its previous size so you get to have a really tiny-looking hat on your huge-looking gourd. Lasts for 30 minutes.
4	Komainu	You feel the strange urge to go protect something or somebody. If you're at the Night Market with someone you're attached to, you feel incapable of leaving their side, and become very overprotective. If you already are like that, you might not even realize there's an effect! If there's nobody you're attached to present, you're now hyperprotective over something you own and don't want anyone to touch it.
5	Shirime	You've discovered a newfound desire to make people around you uncomfortable. You feel strongly compelled to reveal a harmless yet unpleasant fact about yourself to anybody you speak with for the rest of the Night Market. Did you recently steal a cookie from the cookie jar? Was it you who just farted? Now everybody knows!
6	Genbu	You're old. You feel old. You act old. You want to lecture the youngsters (i.e. everyone) around you. You wish to impart your wisdom upon the populace. You would like everyone to know how things were in the good old days, even if those days were just a week ago. Even if you're an immortal beauty, you're going to get white hair and wrinkles. You can grow a beard even if you don't normally grow facial hair, regardless of your biological sex. Lasts for 30 minutes.
7	Seiryu	Snakes are cool, and so are you! For the duration of the Night Market, you're acting very cool. You could go "hmph", you could practice leaning against walls, you could be brushing your hair back and posing mysteriously to the side... the possibilities are endless! Anyway, you're compelled to act better than everybody else, and if engaged in conversation, must scoff and say "whatever..." at least once.
8	Jorogumo	You can crawl on walls. You can even shoot web. Unfortunately, you're also irresistible... to spiders. You can expect a regular spider or several to be somewhere in your vicinity staring reverently at you for the rest of the Night Market.
9	Bakeneko	You discover you really, really like cats! A little more than somebody normally would, perhaps. Every time you see a miqo'te, a hrothgar, or any other cat-adjacent creature, you feel an irresistible urge to compliment them on their feline features. This lasts until the end of the Night Market, or until somebody you compliment tells you firmly to stop.
10	Rokurokubi	If your spine is healthy, your neck will grow to an unreasonable length when you next sleep, and your head will sleepwalk while your body rests. This only lasts for one session of sleep - your neck rapidly retracts back to its normal length if you should wake up naturally. Alternatively if someone finds your sleepwalking head, they must walk it back to your body or wake you up to make it end. If your spine is not healthy, the only effect this card has is that your back/neck/etc. no longer hurt for the remainder of the Night Market.
11	Yuki-onna	You're now radiating cold uncontrollably, and everybody around you can feel it. Water beneath your feet freezes over before you can sink. Your hair (all over your body) is also white. Cold no longer affects you. Lasts for 30 minutes.
12	Tengu	You can hover above the ground, but the longer you do it, the longer your nose grows (maxing out at seven hand-spans, or about 50 to 60 ilms). The longer your nose is, the more you want to hover; the more you hover, the longer your nose gets. At its longest, you no longer wish to be on the ground at all, and will prefer to perch on railings rather than stand straight. Lasts for 1 hour.
13	Suzaku	Suddenly, you want to eat very spicy food. The spicier, the better! This urge will persist (even past the current Night Market) until you find food that makes you cry real, authentic tears thanks to the spiciness levels.
14	Byakko	You get the strange desire to go eat raw meat or brawl with somebody. It lasts until you eat a slab of raw meat of some description, or get suitably bruised up while fighting. Until then, you're crankier than usual.
15	Oni	You feel strong! You can crush timber with your bare hands! You can drink mug after giant mug of beer without getting drunk! You cannot, however, eat ANYTHING soy or you immediately lose your newfound powers. Lasts for the remainder of the Night Market.
16	Kappa	You progressively become more and more drenched! Soon, you will look like you crawled out of a lake, but have gained the ability to breathe underwater. Eating a cucumber wards off most of the moisture... but only for a time. Lasts for 1 hour.
17	Omukade	You have been bestowed with the ability to understand arthropods. From this moment on, every lobster you boil alive screams for help. From this moment on, you comprehend the last thoughts of every fly you smack. You can communicate with ants and you can roughly understand when a spider is telling you to leave it alone. This ability lasts past the end of the Night Market if you choose to exercise it.
18	Satori	You become very interested in other people's thoughts, even if you're normally introverted. You find it difficult to not eavesdrop on people's conversations, and if something about somebody interests you, you can't resist asking them about it. This lasts until the end of the Night Market, or until somebody you're questioning tells you firmly to stop.
19	Tsukumogami	Choose any object you currently possess or one that is associated with your name. It does not have to be with you, it just has to be yours in some way (be yours, or bear your likeness) as long as it is located on this star and not lost in the void or otherwise. It is repaired to mint condition. If it is not with you, it remains in its current location.
20	Qitian Dasheng	Roll /random 6. The number you receive is how many copies of you manifest around you! They're half your height, but otherwise echo everything you say and do, and stick close to you. This effect lasts for 30 minutes.