行商人屋

A merrily jingling cart full of various offerings

Staff

Senmeki-no-Shiromukade

A thousand-eyed demon. A white centipede. A Doman.
Carrd here.

Nisshokubi-no-Yako

The fox that ate the sun.
Carrd here.

Wares

All goods are IC only, no OOC gil is required

Odds & Ends

Port-a-Jinja DIY Shrine
Are you stuck with no way to communicate with your darling divinity or well-liked worshippers? Get yourself the Port-a-Jinja, a portable shrine that is easy to assemble, disassemble, and decorate!

Psyke Mirrors
For when simply using a linkpearl won't do the trick! Using ancient revolutionary arcane knowledge, a bonded pair of Psyke Mirrors allows the people holding them to communicate with each other face-to-face even across longer distances. WARNING: Untested outside of the Source.LIMITED QUANTITY because they're a pain in the ass to make, so get yours before they're gone!

Thermal Case
Do you need to carry food or drinks with yourself, but worry they're going to get too cold or too hot? If so, you may be interested in grabbing a couple of these! Created using crystals and witchcraft, these containers are guaranteed to keep your edibles (or whatever else you may be carrying) the appropriate temperature.Available in either HOT or COLD.
Available as either CASKS or BOXES.Assorted Dorodango
Spheres of various sizes and colors, made with soil and clay. While they may look like polished stone spheres, no actual rock was used in their creation. Normally, dorodango are rather fragile despite their appearance; however, these have been reinforced using earth aether, making them capable of taking a hit. Using them as weapons is still not advised, but they make for nice decorative pieces if you like spheres!Birchwood Centipede Toy
Those familiar with wooden snake toys - those that you can make rattle and hiss and wiggle if you're good with your hands and physics - will immediately understand the principle behind this centipede toy. This many-segmented flat centipede toy made out of pale birch wood is pretty much the same thing! With enchantments dedicated to keeping it safe from humidity and breakage, it will last you quite a while. It has a face that is best described as an "oooOwOooo".Oomukade Carapace
Carapace shed by an aged great centipede. Is it magical? Probably! Is it special? Undoubtedly! Is it cheap? Come and get it!Fertility Blessings
Figure your fields could use a little breath of life? Well, look no further! Or do, if you want to, but you'll miss out on getting a blessing from this old field guardian. What? Of course this is for farms and gardens, what else did you have in mind?Protective Charms
Keep losing your way? Have bad luck on your journeys? Need to not be found? Want to keep yourself protected against a wide variety of poisons? Whichever way, we just may have a little something for you or someone you know!Available in WOOD or METAL. The charm will be made for each customer according to the client's desires.
Available with the blessings of GUIDANCE, FORTUNE, STEALTH and/or POISON PROTECTION. May or may not have secondary elemental properties of either FIRE, EARTH, WIND, or WATER.Field Pest Repellents
A package containing 10 even smaller packages. The mysterious contents of these packages will keep pests and evil spirits alike away from your precious farm fields for up to a week each, guaranteed! WARNING: Do NOT cut open and sniff if you love yourself.

Board Games

We've got 'em! Have a look at our selection of board games, see if there's something you'd like! It's pretty likely we've got just about anything in stock, so if you see nothing that's to your fancy and have something in mind, just ask and we'll check if we have any!Voyeur's Chess (self-playing chess)
Lolopoly (Monopoly)
Cluedough (Cluedo, but magically generates a small corpse made out of fried dough and the winner gets to eat it)
Settlers of Cieldalaes (Settlers of Catan)
Jenga
Playing Card Sets (Eorzean, Karuta)
Cards Against Spokenkind

Food

Home-grown Vegetables
Who doesn't love veggies? Feel free to inquire about our stock. We have pretty much every normal veggie you can think of! These come raw, in whatever amount you desire. Yep, even bulk orders!Larger shipments will be handled by
VEC Shipping Solutions.

Anthill Cake (Muraveinik)
A Garlean dessert we've become fond of. It doesn't have actual ants in itself! We promise! Just a whole lot of honeyed doughy goodness. Ask for a slice, or ask for the whole thing!

Giant Dodo Egg Muffin
An egg muffin of truly giant proportions, consisting of two soft buns, cheese, a dodo egg, and a grilled patty of dzo meat. Though it's delightfully decadent, you will regret ordering this about three bites in. By the tenth bite, your soul struggles to leave your body. But you paid for this, so you'll finish it, right?

Hot Tea
For reasons, we have a whole lot of tea for all the thirsty folks out there, sold in heated bottles! Comes in black lemon tea, or Ishgardian grey.BRING YOUR OWN BOTTLE and GET YOUR DRINK FREE! That's right, bring your OWN bottle and get FREE TEA! Because you're mostly paying for the container!

Hellybeans
Wanna live dangerously? Pop a whole bunch of these potentially tasty morsels into your mouth, and find out! After you buy a bagful of them, of course.HOW IT WORKS: Buy a bag. Take a jellybean and eat it. Roll using /random 20. Get a random flavor! Feel free to do this as many times as it keeps you amused.Refer to the table at the bottom of the page for color and flavor. Debatable flavors are odd numbers, somewhat debatable but generally more agreeable flavors are even numbers. This is mostly subjective, so if your character enjoys chocobo food and you roll a 7, it's their lucky day!Want specific beans? Just ask for the flavor, and we'll fork 'em over!If you roll a 20 while eating Hellybeans, you may /random 20 a second time. If you roll a 20 again, you receive a SPECIAL BEAN: Poison Roulette. Nothing actually dangerous, but a mild kick, designed by your favorite old man centipede. Your most auspicious of poisonings will be given to you through /tell.If you happen to be out of earshot when receiving Poison Roulette, make sure to send a /tell to Shiromukade Senmeki to get your results!If you want to take the Poison Roulette on, you can request it, like with the normal flavored jellybeans.

OOC

Both of the players are she/her, 21+. We try to be friendly, so don't be afraid of approaching us even if our characters haven't met before! Neither of us lives in America or anywhere nearby, so we may be up at odd hours.We're IC only when we have the RP or, when vending, Looking to Meld tag on.More OOC information (ex. timezones) can be found on our characters' carrds, which are linked in the staff section.

Old Men's Old Items

All goods are IC only, no OOC gil is requiredLIMITED SUPPLY, ALL UNIQUE ITEMS

Vial of Ancient Omukade Venom
Ethically procured and freshly squeezed, this fun-size portion of omukade venom has been carefully sealed in a reinforced vial that most certainly will not break even if you throw it at somebody who really pissed you off. What you do with it is your own business, as long as you don't let it get into the groundwater.Oni's Beer Tankard
A beer tankard the size of a teenage roegadyn's torso, this is quite the souvenir to take home. Only slightly smaller than a barrel and carved from a wood log, it promises to start many conversations, some of which may be interventions in disguise. Unless you want to come off as an alcoholic, perhaps it would be best to clarify that it isn't meant for actual use. If you'd like to actually use it, make sure to do some strength training - it's surprisingly heavy.Collection of Ancient Xaela Shaman Regalia
We'd tell you which tribe this set of well-loved traditional Xaela religious objects and ceremonial clothing items belongs to, but we have no idea! This set was lifted off the corpse of a Garlean commander who had clearly plundered it from the people of the Steppe and the Desert, so honestly, it might even be a mix of different tribes' objects put together by a culturally insensitive invader.We're afraid of being shot on sight and mistaken for thieves if we attempt to repatriate it to its original owners, so it's up here for free as long as the recipient promises to do it for us.Set of Vintage Taiyaki Irons
Taken from the corpse of an old Hingan traveling chef, these taiyaki irons have had rust removed and have been restored to maximum usability! Shapes include classic, Namazu, tortoise, curled serpent, and clam. We're not really using them, and they've been taking up a lot of space. Also, they're heavy as hells!Dragon's Pearl
We'll be honest, we can't explain this one in a way that anybody buying this would find satisfactory. All you need to know is we found this somewhere and we could not find its owner, but we can vouch for its authenticity. This is an eastern dragon's pearl-orb-thing. If you're willing to try finding the owner, be our guest. If you'd like to try and consume it to see if it turns you into a dragon yourself, be our guest. All we know is, it is not haunted and we will not be responding to inquiries made outside of work hours about it.Haunted Painting of a Woman by the River
A traditional ink painting - a wall scroll - of a Raen woman, half-nude, preparing to bathe under the moonlight. It psychologically affects predisposed mortals in a strange way: frequently, its past owners have been noted as talking to the painting, attempting to enter the painting, losing interest in other women, and eventually disappearing. None of them have ever been found. It doesn't affect us, so we really don't know what's up with this thing. It doesn't work on people who aren't interested in women, whatever it is.Carved Bird Figurines (Wooden)
These charming little things were intricately carved and then painted by an unknown artisan. Though otherwise just normal figurines, they make the calls of their respective feathered fiend when infused with a bit of aether.
Selection: eagle, sparrowOrnate Kites
A fancy kites made for children to entertain themselves with, crafted out of bamboo and silk. Having been originally... discovered... in Monzen, the design, the colours, and the detailing are all vibrant and the kites are sturdy enough to endure their fair share of strong winds. A fine souvenir to bring home, whether it's for someone old or young! Also very capable of hanging from a wall or sitting on a shelf for a great number of years without getting worked up about it. We can give you a merchant's guarantee on that one.
Selection: lobster (1), butterfly (1), owl (1), koi (5), white tiger (1), black tortoise (1), blue serpent (1), red firebird (1)